Sunday, January 25, 2026

Bad Decks at League Challenges

Crustle - Pokémon Unite 
Doing some more writing because I think it's good for my brain.
I played in a challenge on Thursday after not playing since Toronto. Naturally, I sent this very difficult Thorns Crustle list I got from Blitzle.
 
Yeah.
 
Between you and me, I only went to this challenge so I could eat at my favorite burrito place from college, Tomate Fresh Kitchen. I don't have any points to play for at challenges for the rest of the season. I pick up my burrito (tilapia with pineapple mojo) and one shot it in the lobby while waiting for the tournament to start.
 
Round 1
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Dawnzard W I win the flip and go second. Pretty sure this was my opponent's first ever irl game, and he gets crazy unlucky prizing double Charizard, triple Noctowl. I hit him with Thorns like 4 times and win in 5 minutes. He asks to play again, and I set up two Crustles and win. I did warn him that this is not a fun matchup AND I tried to get a different deck from a friend but no one had a loaner.
 
Round 2 
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Dawnzard W I open Dwebble, slam a watchtower and ascend into Crustle. Of course this gets instantly bumped by a raw Area Zero, but whatever. I'm not able to make another Crustle throughout the game because every Dwebble I bench gets gusted or Cursed Blasted, but I gust the ghosts enough times and this Dawnzard deck doesn't play much recovery so my solo Crustle is relatively safe thanks to some ice cream.
 
Round 3 
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Gholdengo L I open a Dwebble and ascend. My opponent sacks me with a very fast Buneary attach into Lopunny Spiky Hopper. I'm working on setting up a second Crustle while healing my active with ice cream when I learn I've prized my second and third copies, which is really unfortunate because I'm holding the full Forest combo to instantly make a new one. My Crustle gets knocked out and I'm not going to be able to attack again for the rest of the game, so I concede.
 
Round 4
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Pultnoir W
My opponent grumbles about Crustle but then starts attaching to his Duskull/Dusclops, so I don't know why he was whining. I make two Crustles but am slow on energy, so he tries to buy time by gusting my benched one and putting down a Jamming Tower. I don't play Air Balloon so this doesn't matter and just wastes a tower since I have a bump in hand. Eventually he gets into Dusknoir to handle my first Crustle, but has to use his last Jamming Tower to do so. I Morty into my secret box to find another stadium then outtrade him with my second Crustle. I think he prized a bunch of energy.
 
3-1, another t4 for the collection. It's pretty funny that you actually read about Crustle gameplay.
 
Another challenge at my favorite LGS on Sunday, I considered Crustle but build Grimmsnarl because I miss playing Froslass stuff idk. Promises of food after the tournament get me out of my bed at 10 am and I make my way to Good Games.
 
Flapixty?
  
Do not play this deck, it sucks fr. Thought about not writing anything and just doing a Grimmsnarl slander segment but words are words are words. Recaps (salty) below:
 
Round 1
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Pultnoir W
I go second, evo into Froslass Morgrem then cook his board with Grimmsnarl double monkey knocking out both Drakloaks. Requested edit from my opponent: "Opponent bricked and did nothing of value."

Round 2
slowking
Slowking L
T2 Kyurem, Iono to 3, Kyurem. Pokemon trading card game.

Round 3
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Pultnoir L
Iono to 2, remove all energy from board. Neo Upper off one recon. Pokemon trading card game.

Round 4

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Raging Bolt L
Filch 5x. Pokemon trading card game.

Round 5
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Pultnoir W
Deck finally shows up to work, 2 Froslass 2 Munki 2 Grimmsnarl by turn 3. BDIF?
 
As I'm busy 2-3 bombing the challenge Grimmsnarl gets two players into cut and wins Merida. I complain about variance and go to Pequods for dinner with my friends for an overall decent day. Did I learn anything? Not really, I knew Grimmsnarl is a pile of cards pretending to be a deck already, but at least now I know I am never playing this deck again. There's 2 cups next month I wouldn't mind winning so I probably need to lock in on the deckbuilder and the ladder unless I want to play Gardevoir again. If you made it this far thanks for reading!

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